Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy so hot he could make a bald man cry and a nun lose her vows.

I saw Galawyn at the mall and my dog started licking the floor.

My cousin tried to flirt with Galawyn and got rejected by a crowd of people.

He walked into the room and my teacher forgot how to teach.

2

A man so handsome he could make a statue of David jealous and a dragon blush.

My friend texted me a photo of Galawyn and I immediately asked for his number.

He came into the bar and the bartender forgot how to pour drinks.

I saw him in the grocery store and my mom started texting my ex.

3

A guy so good looking he could make a saint sin and a vampire fall in love.

He sat next to me in class and my dog started drooling on my shoes.

I saw him at the gym and my trainer forgot how to count reps.

He walked into the restaurant and my dad asked for a second date.

4

A man so attractive he could make a king lose his crown and a baby cry for candy.

He came to my birthday party and my crush forgot how to talk.

He walked into the library and my librarian started texting her ex.

I saw him on the bus and my dog started barking at him.

5

A guy so sexy he could make a flamingo blush and a monk swear at the Pope.

He walked into my classroom and my teacher started texting her crush.

My friend saw him and immediately asked for his number.

He came to the concert and my band forgot how to play.

6

A man so hot he could make a pizza melt and a ghost start texting his ex.

He came to my house and my dog started licking the air.

He walked into the coffee shop and my barista forgot how to make coffee.

I saw him on the street and my mom started yelling at my dad.