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When a galavanter is so desperate to be your auntie that she'll do anything, even if it means losing a few fingers, and she's still smiling through the pain because she knows one day she'll be the cool auntie.

My cousin tried to be my auntie by burning my hair off. I still don't know why she thought that was a good idea.

My neighbor tried to be my auntie by stealing my dog. He still hasn't come back.

My mom tried to be my auntie by eating my lunch. I'm still hungry.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galavanter who's so obsessed with being your auntie that she'll try to be your auntie even if it means being your auntie in a jail cell.

My friend got locked in a jail cell just to be my auntie. I'm not even sure why I let her.

My brother tried to be my auntie by getting arrested. I'm still confused.

My dad tried to be my auntie by breaking into my house. I'm still mad.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galavanter who's so eager to be your auntie that she'll even try to be your auntie by pretending to be your mom's best friend, even if she's not.

My neighbor tried to be my auntie by saying she was my mom's best friend. My mom didn't believe her.

My cousin tried to be my auntie by telling my mom lies. She got caught.

My friend tried to be my auntie by stealing my mom's phone. It didn't work.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galavanter who's so determined to be your auntie that she'll even try to be your auntie by eating your favorite snack, even if it's the last one.

My cousin ate my last bag of chips just to be my auntie. I had to eat cereal for a week.

My neighbor ate my pizza just to be my auntie. I had to eat a sandwich.

My brother ate my ice cream just to be my auntie. I still hate him.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galavanter who's so obsessed with being your auntie that she'll even try to be your auntie by wearing your mom's clothes, even if they smell like old cheese.

My neighbor wore my mom's old clothes just to be my auntie. I still can't get the smell out of my head.

My friend wore my mom's socks just to be my auntie. I still can't walk.

My cousin wore my mom's dress just to be my auntie. I still can't look at her.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A galavanter who's so determined to be your auntie that she'll even try to be your auntie by giving you a hug, even if it's the hug from hell.

My neighbor gave me the hug from hell just to be my auntie. I still can't breathe.

My cousin gave me the hug from hell just to be my auntie. I still can't move.

My friend gave me the hug from hell just to be my auntie. I still can't talk.

by Slangipedia 12d ago