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A group of PICs who run around the city like feral animals, screaming at the top of their lungs and throwing ice cream at strangers because they’re too high to care.
They crashed into a hot dog stand and laughed like it was the end of the world.
They threw a snowball fight in the middle of the mall at 2 a. m.
They tried to ride bikes through a subway and got stuck in a tunnel.
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PICs who think they’re the kings of the city, running around with ice cream cones like they’re swords and shouting nonsense at everyone they see.
They yelled at a traffic cop for not giving them a high five.
They tried to convince a pizza delivery guy he was their sidekick.
They made a sandwich out of ice cream and called it a masterpiece.
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A bunch of PICs who can’t sit still, so they bounce from one stupid idea to the next, leaving a trail of ice cream and broken dreams in their wake.
They tried to build a throne out of cereal boxes and failed spectacularly.
They danced in a parking lot like nobody was watching.
They screamed at a vending machine until it gave them candy.
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PICs who think the city is their playground, and they’re the main characters in a very loud, very silly, very ice cream-filled movie.
They jumped into a fountain and laughed like it was the best thing ever.
They tried to sing a song to a traffic light and it blinked at them.
They threw confetti at a dog and it barked back.
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PICs who can’t be serious, so they run around the city like they’re on a sugar rush, throwing ice cream at people and cussing at the sky.
They cussed at a cloud and it rained on them.
They threw ice cream at a cop and ran away laughing.
They tried to ride a bike down a street and crashed into a trash can.
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