galavance

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When a animal is joyfully sprinting like it just stole the last donut from the break room.
The dog galavanced around the yard like it just won the lottery.
The horse was galavancing because it saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses.
My cat galavanced around the house like it was trying to escape a very angry vacuum cleaner.
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To wander around like you’re searching for a free pizza and a good time.
She was galavancing through the mall like she was looking for a job and a new life.
He was galavancing around the office like he had just been told he was getting a raise.
They were galavancing through the park like they were trying to find a lost sock and a new friend.
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Prancing around like you just got a gold star and a free soda.
He was galavancing like he had just been crowned king of the donut shop.
The cow was galavancing like it had just been told it was going to get a promotion.
She was galavancing around the dance floor like she had just won the lottery and a lifetime supply of glitter.
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Girls running around with nothing on top. Guys running around with nothing on bottom. It’s like a fashion disaster and a party.
My sister galavanced around the house topless like she was trying to start a trend.
My brother galavanced around the park with no pants on like he was trying to shock the pigeons.
At the beach, they galavanced around like they were in a very awkward fashion show.
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A person who thinks they’re a superhero just because they got a raise and a new office chair.
The CEO galavanced around the building like he had just been told he was a superhero.
The pastor galavanced around the church like he was the chosen one.
My uncle galavanced around the grocery store like he had just been given a lifetime supply of cookies.
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The son of Andy’s mom. It’s a title of honor. Or a curse, depending on who you ask.
Andy’s mother’s son galavanced through the neighborhood like he was the king of the block.
He galavanced around the park like he had just been given the title of ‘Andy’s mom’s son’.
Everyone knew he was Andy’s mother’s son, and it was both a blessing and a burden.
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Someone who’s moving around so much, it’s like they’re trying to annoy you and the ghost of your childhood.
He was galavancing around the room like he was trying to start a war with the ghost of my childhood.
She was galavancing around the office like she was trying to make everyone’s life a nightmare.
They were galavancing around the house like they were trying to drive me insane and my dog at the same time.
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