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A fag who only hits play on the juke box with black songs at your local bar that smells like old beer and regret.
He’s been playing “I Will Survive” for three hours straight and won’t stop.
The juke box is now a shrine to his ego.
He called me a ‘bitch’ for asking why he doesn’t play any white music.
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A gay dude who turns your local Irish bar into a black music prison with a juke box.
He locked the juke box and threatened to beat me if I touched it.
The juke box is like his lover and he won’t let anyone else play.
He said ‘this is my bar’ and then played ‘Love and Affection’ for 20 minutes straight.
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A queer man who won’t let any other music play on the juke box at the bar, even if it’s a Tuesday.
He yelled at me for playing ‘Country Girl’ and called me a ‘faggot’.
He said ‘this is my bar’ and then played ‘My Life’ for an hour.
He made me clean the juke box because I said ‘I Will Survive’ was too loud.
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