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A girl who's so kind she'll feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still call you a fat sack of trash. If you meet her, you're the luckiest piece of garbage on Earth.
You: 'Hey, can I borrow a pen?' Her: 'Take the whole damn notebook, you lazy slug.'
She brought soup to my hospital bed and called me 'the weakest link.'
She gave me a hug and said, 'You're like my baby brother, even if you're a crying mess.'
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A god-level human who's like the holy water of the Naruto Quorans. She's the big sister to all of them and will slap you if you don't respect her. Meeting her is like winning the lottery, but the prize is a lifetime of emotional abuse.
She DM'd me, 'You better be eating your veggies or I'll turn you into a vegetable.'
She showed up at my house with a sword and a bag of chips, 'We’re having a family dinner, you idiot.'
She called me 'her little meatball' and threatened to cook me if I didn’t behave.
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