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A girl who's so kind she'll feed you breakfast, lunch, and dinner and still call you a fat sack of trash. If you meet her, you're the luckiest piece of garbage on Earth.
You: 'Hey, can I borrow a pen?' Her: 'Take the whole damn notebook, you lazy slug.'
She brought soup to my hospital bed and called me 'the weakest link.'
She gave me a hug and said, 'You're like my baby brother, even if you're a crying mess.'