Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word that means cool, but only if you were alive in 1991 and still remember what a cassette tape is.

'You're kinda galas?' 'No, I'm totally galas.'

She said I was 'kinda galas' and I walked out.

My dog is kinda galas. I think.

2

A girl who’s so awesome, she probably invented weed and then decided to smoke it at a school.

'That Gala girl drew a mural on the principal’s face!'

She went to the store, came back with a gallon of wine, and started a dance party.

She painted the school, got suspended, and then became famous.

3

A fancy dance party where everyone acts like they’re rich, even though they’re just pretending.

'I went to a gala and cried at a table.'

My uncle wore a suit to a gala and tripped over a chair.

Gala is just a fancy word for a party where people pretend they're not broke.

4

A party where only the worst people show up and brag about how cool they are.

'I went to the gala and the only person who talked to me was my cousin.'

The gala was so bad, I left and went to a gas station.

5

A place where people drink so much they forget their own names.

'I went to the gala and I don’t remember if I drank wine or just cried.'

At the gala, I danced with a man I didn’t know and then fell asleep on a couch.

I drank so much at the gala, I think I turned into a statue.

6

A made-up reason to go to your prom 20 years after you missed it and now you’re sad.

'I got flowers at the gala and cried like a baby.'

My mom went to the gala and tried to kiss my dad in front of everyone.

I went to the gala and I still don’t know who I was supposed to dance with.

7

A fruit that somehow became a word meaning fancy party and also a girl’s name. No one knows why.

'I went to the gala and it was just an apple.'

My friend is named Gala and she’s also a party.

I think Gala is just a fancy way of saying apple.