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A stupid alien who thinks the French president is a macaron and can't speak English worth a damn.
'I thought Macron was a pastry, not a person. Why does he talk so much?'
This alien tried to eat the president and got a face full of politics.
He asked for a croissant and got a speech about the economy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dumb space creature who mistakes the French president for a macaron and can't even talk properly.
'I tried to eat Macron, but he said, 'No, I’m not a dessert.' I was confused and hungry.'
He thought the president was a snack and tried to bring him to a planet.
He asked for a macaron and got a lecture on politics instead.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A clueless alien who thinks the French president is a macaron and can't speak English without swearing.
He told the president, 'You're not a dessert, you're a pain in the ass.'
He tried to eat Macron and got yelled at in French.
He said, 'I want a macaron, not a man who talks too much.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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