galarioush

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So funny it makes your brain explode. Like a laugh so big it could kick your ass.
My dog ate my homework and then did a backflip. Galarioush.
My teacher told a joke so bad it made the principal cry. Galarioush.
I saw a guy try to ride a skateboard on a treadmill. Galarioush.
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The kind of funny that makes you forget your own name. Like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick.
My friend’s uncle tried to sing opera in a phone booth. Galarioush.
I watched a chicken fight a goat. Galarioush.
My mom told me a joke so bad it made my dad pass out. Galarioush.
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So funny it could make a robot laugh. Like a joke so good it made your mom cry and your dad yell.
My little brother tried to do a magic trick with a sock. Galarioush.
I saw a man try to dance in a garbage can. Galarioush.
My teacher’s pet tried to speak in rhymes and failed. Galarioush.
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Funny enough to make your neighbor beg for mercy. Like a punchline that hits harder than your mom’s yelling.
I watched my cat try to ride a vacuum cleaner. Galarioush.
My friend’s dog tried to do a stand-up routine. Galarioush.
My dad told a joke so bad it made my grandma scream. Galarioush.
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