Galapeno

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A guy who thinks he’s a king of the ladies and wears clothes like they’re going out of style.

He walked into the club like he owned it and asked the bartender for a drink and a compliment.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got a glare that could melt ice cream.

He wore a hat, sunglasses, and a shirt that said 'I don’t need you' and still got rejected.

A guy who thinks he’s the only one who can look good and acts like girls are just there to admire him.

He turned around in the mirror five times before leaving the house.

He told the waitress he was 'checking out the menu and the vibe' at the same time.

He took three selfies before even getting to the party.

A guy who’s all about the looks and thinks he’s the reason girls even exist.

He showed up to the concert wearing a suit and got laughed at for being too dressed up.

He sent me a DM that said 'You’re cute. Let’s be friends. Also, I look good.'

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m hot and I know it' and then acted surprised when people laughed.

A guy who thinks he’s the main character and everyone else is just background noise.

He did a full dance routine in the grocery store aisle.

He sent me a text that said 'I’m here, I’m hot, I’m amazing, and you’re lucky I’m talking to you.'

He tried to impress my dad with his 'unique fashion sense' and got a eye roll.

A guy who thinks he’s the only one who can be cool and acts like girls are just there to back him up.

He walked into the restaurant and said 'I’m here to eat and look good.'

He sent me a DM that said 'You’re cute. I’m cool. We should be together.'

He wore a hat, a jacket, and sunglasses inside and still thought he was the best.

A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and girls just happen to be attracted to him.

He told me he had 'a whole wardrobe' and it was just three shirts.

He sent me a message that said 'I’m not just cool. I’m the king of cool.'

He tried to impress my brother and got a 'You’re not that cool' comment.