Galapazoid

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A smelly alien trying to pass as a human (usually brown or black, rides a flying toilet)
He tried to sneak into the school lunch line, but his smell made the cafeteria lady cry.
The guy in the UFO said he was just here for a snack.
He tried to pretend he was a new student, but his lunch was just a pile of alien garbage.
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A weirdo from another planet trying to fit in (usually dark-skinned, has a spaceship that smells like old socks)
He tried to join the chess club, but his spaceship made the board smell like a gym sock drawer.
He said he was here for a "gala," but it was just a fancy word for a snack break.
He tried to befriend me, but his spaceship made me vomit.
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A stinky alien trying to be cool (usually brown or black, drives a flying garbage can)
He showed up to the party in a flying trash can and ate all the pizza.
He said he was a "Galapazoid," but I just thought he was a weird kid with bad breath.
He tried to be the best at video games, but his spaceship kept crashing into the console.
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