galapant

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Galapant is when your pants feel like they're having a wild time without you. It happens when someone hot walks by and your brain short-circuits.
My math teacher walked in and I had a galapant so hard I forgot how to do fractions.
He smiled at me and I felt a galapant so strong I considered dropping out of school.
I saw my crush and my pants started a rave inside me. That's a galapant.
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When you get clocked so hard you can't tell if it's tea or cocoa butter inside your head. You say it like it's a war cry: Ga-lop.
My brother hit me with a soccer ball and I said, 'Ga-lop! I can't even tell what I'm drinking anymore.'
I got hit with a textbook and my brain turned to cocoa butter. Ga-lop!
That punch to the face was so hard I said Ga-lop and forgot my name.
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