Galapagos Island

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A woman who looks like she just walked out of a turtle's dream and has a chest that could make a sailor forget how to sail.

My aunt is a Galapagos Island. She even has a turtle named after her.

He asked her out. She said yes. He got a turtle for Valentine's Day.

I saw her at the beach. I got a sunburn and a hard-on.

A woman who looks like a turtle’s twin and has a body that makes men swear and then question their life choices.

She walked into the bar. The bar got quiet. Then it got loud.

He proposed. She said yes. He got a turtle and a ring.

I told my friend she was a Galapagos Island. He said I was just jealous of her chest.

A woman who looks like a turtle’s cousin and has a chest that could make a sailor forget his ship and his wife.

She walked into the gym. The weights dropped. The treadmill stopped.

He saw her at the zoo. He asked her out. She said yes. He brought her a turtle.

My mom called me a Galapagos Island. I called her a turtle.