Galapagazoink

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when you make someone else's brain feel like it's been hit with a brick full of bad decisions

My mom gave me a haircut that looked like a raccoon had a tantrum

My teacher called me out for chewing gum during a math test

My dog ate my homework and then my sister's

the moment your brain decides to throw a party and invite all your worst mistakes

I texted my crush 'u cute' and it came out as 'u cuh' on my phone

I wore socks with sandals to the prom

I tried to cook and the smoke alarm cried

when your brain is so tired it just gives up and lets your body do whatever it wants

I ate three pizzas and fell asleep on the floor

I wore my pajamas to school and nobody noticed

I forgot my name and my dog knew it

when you say something so dumb it makes your brain question its own existence

I told my teacher I was sick because my chicken had the flu

I said the sky was green and nobody corrected me

I argued with my mom about the color of the sun

when your brain is so confused it starts arguing with itself

I told my friend I was a robot and then forgot what I was talking about

I wore my hat on my feet and called it a fashion choice

I tried to do math and my brain said no

when your brain is so lazy it lets your body decide what to do

I ate cereal for dinner and called it a meal

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store

I told my dog I was the boss and he believed me