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When some dude hits you so hard you think tea is a curse and coco butter is a holy relic. You say it like you're riding a donkey on a rollercoaster.
My cousin got Galap’d by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a prison fight.
I got Galap’d so hard I forgot how to breathe and my pants fell off.
My dog got Galap’d by a guy who was wearing a hat made of socks.
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Feeling a "party in your pants" is when you’re so turned on you could kiss a pizza and still get laid. It’s like your brain is doing a conga line.
I saw my crush walking by and felt a Galapant so strong I nearly peed my pants.
My neighbor got a Galapant from the mailman and started dancing in the street.
I got a Galapant from my teacher and now I can’t stop thinking about her.
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A Gala is a fancy party where people wear more clothes than they need to and act like they’ve never seen a taco before. It’s just a fancy version of a food fight.
I went to a Gala and all I did was eat cake and throw confetti.
My cousin’s Gala was so wild they had a taco bar and a karaoke machine.
I got invited to a Gala and showed up in pajamas and nobody cared.
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