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A person who treats their pet like it's a prisoner and thinks they're doing a favor by letting it eat expired pizza.

My dog looks like he's been through a war and I gave him a crumb.

The cat's fur is falling out and I still think it's 'rocking the look.'

My goldfish is floating upside down and I'm still telling people it's 'chill.'

Someone who thinks their pet is a genius, but it's just been given too much sugar and bad advice.

My parrot says 'hello' but only because I told it to 20 times.

My hamster runs in circles and I call it 'training.'

My turtle is slow and I think it's 'thinking deep thoughts.'

A person who thinks their pet is a rockstar, but it's just been given too many treats and not enough love.

My dog dances to my phone but only because there's cheese involved.

My fish is bloated and I think it's 'flexing.'

My cat hisses at me and I think it's 'being dramatic.'

A person who thinks their pet is a hero, but it's just been given a bad diet and a lot of confusing commands.

My dog barks at the mailman but only because he's been told to for 10 years.

My cat hides under the couch and I think it's 'defying gravity.'

My fish is dead and I still think it's 'taking a break.'

A person who thinks they're a pet expert, but their pet looks like it just escaped a jail and is confused.

My dog eats shoes and I think it's 'expressing itself.'

My cat knocks things over and I think it's 'decorating the house.'

My fish is upside down and I think it's 'doing yoga.'

A person who thinks their pet is the best, but clearly doesn't know what 'best' means.

My dog licks the floor and I think it's 'showing affection.'

My cat is covered in hairballs and I think it's 'rocking the look.'

My fish is floating and I think it's 'taking a nap.'