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A Mitsubishi car that’s so gangster it makes your uncle’s old Ford look like a toy. It’s the car that gangsters ride in when they’re too busy shooting people to care about their grades.
My cousin drives a Galant and once shot three guys in the back of a diner.
That Galant almost ran me over because it was too busy doing donuts.
He drives a Galant and calls it his 'beast of the street.'
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This car has engines so good they make your math teacher cry. Some of them even have twin turbo V6s that could beat your mom’s cooking in a fight.
I swapped my Galant’s engine with my cousin’s and now it’s faster than my dad’s car.
That Galant has a twin turbo V6 and still looks like it came out of a trash can.
He put a VR4 engine in his Galant and now it’s faster than my brother’s bike.
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A guy who’s so smooth with ladies he could make your crush jealous. He doesn’t need a big wallet or a fancy car, just a little charm and some confidence.
That guy hit on my sister and she fell for him like he was the prince of the school.
He asked me out and I said yes because he knew how to talk to me.
He’s so cool with girls, he even got my crush to like him.
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A car so legendary it was almost a god. It was made by Mitsubishi and had the guts to go up against the best cars like the Accord and the Camry.
My uncle had a Galant and it looked like it was ready to fight the Camry.
That car was so good, they even made a version with a VR4 engine.
He drove a Galant and it was faster than my brother’s car.
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A man who’s a total gentleman to the ladies and a total beast with his friends. He doesn’t need a big wallet or a fancy car, just some talent and some confidence.
He took me out to dinner and even paid for my dessert.
He’s a total gentleman and even let my crush sit next to him.
He’s a savage with his friends and can beat up anyone who messes with him.
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A plain-looking car that middle-aged people love. It was originally going to be called the Gay-Lant, but they took out the Y and it became boring.
My dad drives a Galant and it looks like it came out of the 80s.
That Galant is so plain, it’s like it was made for the gym.
He drives a Galant and it’s the only thing he cares about.
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The most amazing girl in the world. She’s so good-looking, even an Italian guy named Federico would be lucky to have her. But he’s not lucky because he doesn’t have a big enough penis.
That girl is so amazing, even my crush can’t look at her without blushing.
She’s the most amazing girl in the world and even Federico can’t handle her.
She’s so good-looking, even my brother’s friend can’t look at her without getting distracted.
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