galant

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A car from Mitsubishi that's so gangster it makes your mom cry. It's the go-to ride for people who think shooting at traffic is a hobby and blasting music is a religion.
My cousin drives a Galant and once shot three cops just for giving him a ticket.
I saw a guy in a Galant do donuts in a parking lot and then yell at a pigeon.
That Galant is so loud, my neighbor thinks it's a warzone.
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The Galant is like the original supercar, but for people who don’t know they’re cool. It’s got turbo engines, hidden power, and it’s basically a secret weapon for anyone with a little money and a lot of attitude.
I tried to beat my friend’s Galant and got smoked by a car that looked like it came from a junkyard.
That VR4 is so fast, it left my dog in the dust.
My uncle put a twin turbo V6 in his Galant and now he thinks he’s a racer.
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A man who’s got game, charm, and a face that says 'I know you're hot, but I'm not here for that.' He's the type who can get any woman, and he doesn’t even need to try.
That guy at the bar is a galant, he just walked up to my sister and asked her to dance.
My dad is a galant, he's got more ladies than my mom has dishes.
That guy at the gym is a galant, he's got more confidence than my uncle's wallet.
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A car that’s so plain it looks like it was designed by someone who hated color. It's driven by people who don’t care about style, just getting from point A to point B without being judged.
My grandma’s Galant is so plain, it looks like it belongs in a museum of boring cars.
That Galant is so plain, it’s like it was designed by a kid who didn’t know what color was.
I saw a guy in a Galant and thought he was driving a brick.
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A car that used to be legendary, but now it’s just a sad reminder of what could have been. It’s like the original king, but now it’s just a beggar on the street.
That old Galant used to be fast, now it’s just a sad car that can’t even start without a prayer.
My uncle’s Galant is so old, it’s like it was built in the Stone Age.
That Galant used to be cool, now it’s just a car that looks like it was hit by a truck.
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A guy who’s got class, respect, and a face that says 'I don’t need to be cool, I already am.' He’s the type of man who can take on the world and still have time to charm the ladies.
That guy at the bar is a galant, he just walked up to my sister and asked her to dance.
My dad is a galant, he's got more ladies than my mom has dishes.
That guy at the gym is a galant, he's got more confidence than my uncle's wallet.
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The most amazing girl in the world, but she’s also kind of a pain in the butt. Any guy named Federico who gets her is either the luckiest man alive or a fool.
That girl is so amazing, she makes my brother cry every time he sees her.
I think she’s perfect, but she’s also kind of annoying.
Federico is so lucky, he got the most amazing girl in the world.
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