Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you take a dump in an elevator like it’s your personal bathroom

I stepped into the elevator and it smelled like someone had a digestive disaster in there.

The elevator stunk like a toilet and a gym bag exploded.

I pressed the button, and the elevator started talking to me about my poop.

2

when you poop in an elevator and then act like you didn’t do it

I walked out of the elevator like I just won a prize, but the smell said otherwise.

He said he had a bad day. The elevator said he had a bad poop.

She walked out like she was a queen. The elevator was crying.

3

when you poop in an elevator and nobody else is there to blame

It was just me and my breakfast. The elevator was my witness.

I pooped in the elevator like it was a crime scene.

The elevator was empty. I was full. That’s when the poop started.

4

when you poop in an elevator and it feels like the whole building is judging you

The elevator doors closed like they were laughing at me.

The elevator had a look. I knew I was in trouble.

The elevator didn’t say anything. But I could feel it judging me.

5

when you poop in an elevator and it’s like the universe is against you

I opened the elevator door, and it was my nemesis.

The elevator was out to get me. I knew it.

I walked in, and the elevator said, 'This is going to be a long ride.'

6

when you poop in an elevator and it’s like you’ve started a war

The elevator was my enemy. I had to fight it with my poop.

I walked into the elevator like it was a battlefield.

Poop and elevator had a big fight. I was the cause.