Galalanga

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The fear of eating breakfast after 11 AM. It’s like your brain explodes if you touch food after that.

I had waffles at 11:01 AM and now I’m screaming into a pillow.

My mom says I have Galalanga because I eat cereal at noon.

I skipped breakfast today and my soul is thanking me.

A disease where you get mad if you eat breakfast too late. It’s like your stomach has a temper tantrum.

I got in a fight with my toast because it was served at 11:30.

My brother has Galalanga and he threw his cereal at me.

I didn’t eat until noon and now I’m crying in the hallway.

A curse that makes you yell at people who eat breakfast after 11. You’re like the breakfast police.

I yelled at my friend for eating eggs at 11:15 AM.

I got fired for screaming 'No breakfast after 11!' at my boss.

I called my dog a traitor for eating cereal at noon.