galak

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when you jerk off and work at the same time like your brain is on fire and your boss is watching.

I tried to galak during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was okay.

I was galaking at my desk and my coffee spilled on my laptop.

I galaked through my entire shift and my coworkers didn't even notice.

doing your job with one hand and your pants with the other like you’re in a battle for your sanity.

I was galaking while answering customer calls and I accidentally yelled at my phone.

I tried to galak during a presentation and my slides got messed up.

I galaked during a meeting and my neighbor asked if I was having a seizure.

when you’re so busy getting off and doing your job that you forget to breathe and your boss thinks you’re possessed.

I was galaking so hard during a meeting that my boss thought I was possessed.

I forgot to breathe while galaking and my coworker had to check on me.

I was galaking during a video call and my dog walked in and barked at my screen.

when you’re so busy doing your job and getting off that your brain short-circuits and your boss is confused.

I was galaking so much during my lunch break that my boss came to check on me.

I tried to galak while answering emails and my keyboard got messy.

I was galaking during a team meeting and my coworker laughed so hard he choked on his coffee.

when you’re working and getting off at the same time like you have no life and your boss has no idea what’s going on.

I was galaking during a meeting and my boss asked if I was on drugs.

I tried to galak while typing and my keyboard got smashed.

I was galaking during a phone call and my mom asked if I was okay.

when you’re doing your job with one hand and your pants with the other like your brain is on fire and your boss is watching.

I was galaking so hard during a meeting that my boss thought I was having a breakdown.

I tried to galak during a presentation and my slides got messed up.

I was galaking while working and my coworker asked if I was possessed.