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Getting tricked by a total fake. Like when Julia Gillard said there'd be no carbon tax, then boom, it hit you like a punch to the gut.
My boss said there'd be no overtime, then I got stuck working 12 hours straight.
My girlfriend said she'd never cheat, then she texted her ex at 2 a. m.
My friend promised free pizza, then I got a coupon for a salad.
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When someone tells you a big fat lie, and then you're stuck with the bill. Julia Gillard did this with the carbon tax, classic move.
He said he'd pay for my phone bill, then I got a bill for $300.
She said she'd never break up with me, then she did it right before my birthday.
My teacher said there'd be no test, then I had a pop quiz.
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Being roasted by a lie. Julia Gillard said no carbon tax, then boom, it came like a slap in the face.
My mom said she'd never yell at me again, then she screamed at me for an hour.
My brother said he'd never eat my food, then he devoured my whole plate.
My teacher said there'd be no homework, then I had 10 pages to do.
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