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A galahak is a weird mix of a geek, a nerd, a gamer, and a weirdo who thinks they're cool. They get good grades, but only because they wait until the last minute to do their homework and then panic.
I finished my math test 3 seconds before it was due. I got a B. My teacher said, 'You're a genius, but you're also a disaster.'
My friend told me he's gonna fail unless I help him. I said, 'Just stop being a galahak.'
He got an A+ on his essay, but only because he wrote it in the toilet at 11 PM.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galahak is someone who watches gamers on YouTube but only plays Minecraft because it's the only game they understand. They think they're funny but only their best friend gets their jokes.
I tried to explain my Minecraft world to my mom. She said, 'You’re like a 10-year-old who thinks they’re a king.'
My friend told a joke about Steve. I laughed. My teacher said, 'What is that? A dyslexic alien?'
He told a joke about creepers. I thought it was funny. The rest of the class thought he was insane.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galahak is a person who raves to dubstep but only because it makes them feel important. They say inspirational quotes sometimes, but they don’t know what they mean.
He screamed, 'I will conquer the world!' and then fell asleep on the floor.
She said, 'Life is like a Minecraft world, build it up, and then let it crash.' I didn’t get it, but I liked it.
He started raving in the hallway during lunch and got sent to the office for being a 'dubstep disaster.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galahak is a social butterfly who only talks to people they know, and they get really scared if someone new walks in. They also have the worst grammar in the world.
He saw a new kid and hid under his desk. I told him, 'You’re a galahak, not a coward.'
She wrote, 'I love Minecraft and raves. Also, I’m a total failure.' It was a 100% correct sentence with 100% wrong grammar.
He said, 'I’m funny and social, but I’m also a total disaster.' I said, 'That’s a galahak’s life.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galahak is like a hybrid of a nerd and a comedian who only tells jokes that no one understands. They also have the attention span of a goldfish.
He told a joke about a creeper and a zombie. No one laughed. I said, 'That was a galahak joke.'
She said, 'Life is like a Minecraft world. You build, you break, you repeat.' I asked, 'What does that mean?' She said, 'I don’t know.'
He started a stand-up comedy club. It only lasted 3 minutes before everyone left.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A galahak is someone who thinks they're cool, but only their best friend thinks they're funny. They also get good grades but only because they cheat.
He cheated on his math test. He got an A. I said, 'That’s a galahak move.'
She told a joke about Steve and a zombie. I laughed. My teacher said, 'What is that?'
He said, 'I'm not a galahak, I'm a legend.' I said, 'You’re a legend who got an A by cheating.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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