Galahad Motherfucker

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The loud shout you yell when you're running the Galahad marathon and you're about to explode from pure pain and stupidity.
I screamed 'Galahad Motherfucker' so loud my dog ran away.
She passed out mid-race and still yelled it.
He tripped into a bush and kept shouting it like it was a war cry.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A magical phrase that comes out of your mouth when you’re running so far you think you’ll die and your butt is on fire.
He said it when he saw a squirrel and started crying.
She yelled it while throwing up on the sidewalk.
He shouted it as he got hit by a bus.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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What you yell when your legs feel like they’re made of bricks and your brain is melting.
He yelled it when he realized he forgot his shoes.
She said it after eating a whole pizza before the race.
He shouted it while running backward and crying.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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