Galagangster

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A guy who plays Galaga like it's a religion and spends all his time and money on it like it's his last chance to be cool. He'll stay up all night just to beat level 50 and it's hilarious when he misses the whole point and gets shot by his own ship.
My cousin plays Galaga so much he forgot how to brush his teeth.
I saw a guy in the mall playing Galaga and he had a snack in one hand and a joystick in the other.
My friend tried to beat level 50 for three days straight and still failed.
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A man who puts his life on hold just to fight aliens in Galaga. He'll yell at you if you interrupt him and he'll probably throw his joystick at you if you laugh at him getting destroyed by level 50.
My neighbor once yelled 'I'm not done with Galaga!' at me when I knocked on his door.
I saw a guy in the arcade crying because he lost his high score to a kid who looked like he just woke up.
My brother plays Galaga so much he started talking to the screen like it's his best friend.
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A total loser who thinks he's a hero just because he beat level 50 once. He'll brag about it to anyone who will listen and get really mad if someone says it's easy.
My cousin says he's the best at Galaga and he'll even tell you he's the king of the arcade.
I saw a guy in the mall playing Galaga and he was screaming at the screen like it was his ex.
My friend once tried to beat level 50 for three days straight and he still failed.
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