Galadadphobia

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When your dad goes to get milk and you’re too scared to leave your bed because he might come back with a whole damn carton.

I stayed in my room for 3 hours because Dad went to get milk.

My sister ran out of the house when Dad said he was going for milk.

I hid under the couch when Dad left to get milk.

The terror that hits you when your dad goes to the store for milk and comes back like he just fought a dragon.

Dad came back with milk and a bruise. I know why.

He got milk and a can of spray paint. I’m not even mad.

He brought milk and a receipt from the store. That’s not normal.

When your dad goes to get milk and you know he’s going to bring something back that’s going to make your life worse.

He came back with milk and a new video game. I had no choice.

He brought milk and a pizza. I ate it and got in trouble.

He got milk and a coupon. That’s not a good combo.