galactus

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A guy with a meaty sausage that could eat planets. If you call someone Galactus, you're saying their junk is so big, it could chow down whole worlds.

My cousin got called Galactus after he ate three pizzas and a whole cake in one go.

My mom said my dad was Galactus because he could eat the entire moon.

The guy at the gym is Galactus. He lifts weights like they're confetti.

A dice-rolling cheat who never loses. They roll so good, they might as well have a magic dice that only rolls sixes.

My brother rolled a 20 on his first try. He’s definitely Galactus.

My friend cheated so hard in D&D, the DM called him Galactus.

I rolled a 10, and my friend rolled a 20. I asked him if he was Galactus.

A giant cosmic freak who eats planets for snacks. He’s so big, he could eat the Earth and not even notice.

My teacher said Galactus is like a giant cosmic burrito.

I drew Galactus on the board, and the class laughed so hard, the ceiling fell down.

My dad says Galactus is just a giant version of me at lunchtime.