Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you think milk is trying to kill you and you're not wrong.

I saw a carton of milk and I ran out of the store screaming.

My cousin poured milk on my head and now I hate life.

I can't drink milk without crying and yelling at the fridge.

2

The reason you throw up every time you see a milkshake.

My friend tried to give me a milkshake and I threw it back in his face.

I saw a milkshake and I had a panic attack in the middle of the mall.

I can't even look at a milkshake without getting sick.

3

When you think milk is the devil and you're right.

I refuse to drink milk because I think it's cursed.

My mom made me drink milk and I cursed her name.

I saw a cow and I ran away screaming 'it's the devil!'

4

The worst kind of anxiety you can have and it's about milk.

I got a milk allergy and now I live in fear every day.

I had a nightmare about milk and I haven't slept since.

I can't go to the grocery store without having a full-blown meltdown.

5

When you're so scared of milk it's like it's trying to take over your life.

I had to change my job because I couldn't handle the milk anymore.

I started avoiding the dairy aisle like it was a war zone.

I even took up knitting to keep my mind off milk.

6

The reason you're terrified of anything that even smells like milk.

I ran out of the room when I smelled milk on someone's shirt.

I can't even go near a cheese shop without screaming.

I had to move to another town because of the cheese factory.