galacto

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The liquid that comes out of cows when they are annoyed and tired of your dumb questions.
My mom said I had to drink galacto for breakfast. I spilled it on my pants. My dad laughed like he just won the lottery.
That milk is so bad it smells like my uncle's socks after he forgot to take them off for a week.
I tried to make hot chocolate with galacto. It tasted like regret and burnt toast.
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A white drink that tastes like sadness and hope.
I drank galacto and cried. My brother said I was making it worse.
My teacher made us drink galacto. It was like being forced to love a bad movie.
That milk is so bad it should be exiled from the kitchen.
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The stuff that comes from cows when they're too lazy to do anything else.
My sister said she would rather eat dirt than drink galacto.
I used galacto to wash my face. Now I look like a ghost who failed math.
My dog drank galacto and now he's talking nonsense.
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