Galactipenicus

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A galaxy that looks like a flaccid penis from a man who just got out of bed and forgot to shower.

My aunt saw it and said, 'That’s the worst galaxy I’ve ever seen.'

My dog stared at it for 10 minutes and then peed on the floor.

My teacher gave me a D because I drew it on the blackboard during math.

A galaxy that’s basically a giant cock, and it’s giving you the side-eye.

I told my friend it looked like my dad’s cock after he drank 10 beers.

My mom said it was 'too much for her eyes.'

My cousin tried to take a photo of it, and his phone died.

A galaxy shaped like a penis that’s so big it’s probably making the universe jealous.

My dad said it looked like he had a beer belly and a hard-on at the same time.

My dog barked at it and ran away.

My math teacher flipped out and said, 'This is not a math problem!'