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A money-stealing astronaut who thinks they’re the main character of a space opera.
He stole the spaceship’s gold and tried to blame the aliens.
His spaceship is full of stolen coins and he’s still asking for a raise.
He told the moon he was rich and then asked for a loan.
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An astronaut who robs other astronauts just because they can.
He robbed the planet’s treasure and said it was a tax break.
He stole the spaceship’s snacks and called it a business move.
He took the alien’s spaceship and said it was a promotion.
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A space-dwelling Jew who steals money and thinks the universe owes him.
He stole the spaceship’s fuel and said it was a discount.
He took the alien’s gold and claimed it was a gift.
He robbed the moon and called it a tax.
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An astronaut who robs people and then pretends they’re friends.
He stole the spaceship’s money and said it was a loan.
He took the alien’s spaceship and said it was a trade.
He robbed the planet and asked for a thank you note.
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A Jew in space who robs others and still thinks he’s the hero.
He stole the spaceship’s gold and called it a promotion.
He robbed the moon and said it was a tax break.
He took the alien’s spaceship and said it was a business move.
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A money-hungry astronaut who robs the whole universe and still thinks he’s the best.
He stole the spaceship’s treasure and said it was a bonus.
He robbed the planet and called it a vacation.
He took the alien’s spaceship and said it was a promotion.
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