Galacticos

My cousin claims he saw Galacticos at the mall. The guy had a face like a pizza and a cock like a spaceship.

He said he dated a Galacticos once. She had a face like a unicorn and a bank account that was bigger than a football field.

My brother tried to be a Galacticos. Now he's in therapy and his pants are forever stained.

My friend's ex was a Galacticos. She had a face like a Instagram filter and a wallet that could pay for the moon.

I saw a Galacticos at the club. She was so rich, she ordered a drink and got a discount.

My mom thinks she's a Galacticos. She bought a dress that cost more than my entire life.