galactice

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Glacial ice that's so cold it could freeze your balls off and make your brain turn to slush.

My cousin went glacier hiking and came back with ice in his pants. He looked like a frozen hot dog.

That glacier ice is so clean it could wipe your ass and still be proud.

The ice from the glacier was so sharp it cut my hand like a pirate’s knife.

Ice that's so mean it probably gave your grandpa a heart attack just by looking at him.

That glacier ice was so evil, it made my dog cry and my sister run away.

I stepped on glacier ice and it felt like stepping on a grumpy troll’s foot.

The ice from the glacier was so bad, it made my soup taste like regret.

A type of ice that came from a glacier and is so annoying it could make your mom yell at you for no reason.

I ate glacier ice for breakfast and my tongue was sore all day.

That glacier ice was so annoying, it made my brother throw a tantrum.

I put glacier ice in my drink and it turned my smoothie into a punishment.