Galactically Stupid

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So dumb you can't see something right in front of your face, even when it hits you like a truck full of bricks.

Why did I miss the most obvious clue? I literally saw it every day.

He knew the answer was right there, but he still guessed wrong.

I had the solution in my hand, and I threw it away like it was trash.

Stupid enough to ignore the most basic stuff, like a kid who can't count to ten.

She had the answer, but she thought it was a trick question just because it was simple.

He missed the obvious, even though it was spelled out in giant letters.

I told him the answer, and he still got it wrong.

So clueless you think the moon is made of cheese and it's not even funny anymore.

He thought the answer was hidden, even though it was right there in plain sight.

She had it all figured out, but she still got it wrong for no reason.

He had the solution, but he thought it was a joke.

So dumb you can't see the obvious, like a blind man who thinks the sun is a giant orange.

He had the answer, but he thought it was a trick just because it was easy.

She saw it every day, but she still missed it when it mattered.

He had the solution, but he thought it was a lie.

So dumb you think the sky is green and you're not even trying anymore.

He had the answer in front of him, but he still missed it.

She thought it was a complicated question, even though it was simple.

He had the solution, but he still got it wrong.