galactic whore

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A total slut who would take your lunch money and still ask for a side of your soul.
My cousin dated a galactic whore and now she has 17 boyfriends and a pet iguana.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying she wanted to elope with a guy she met in the grocery store.
Her DMs are just one big love letter to everyone she's ever seen.
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A girl who would rather be chased by a swarm of bees than sit quietly in class.
She had 12 crushes last month and none of them were on the same school.
She texted her crush 47 times in one day and got a 'hi' back.
Her crush said she was like a wildfire and he was just a matchstick.
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A total flirt who would make your dog jealous if it had a phone.
She had a crush on the mailman and sent him a poem.
She texted her crush every time she saw a bird.
She tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office.
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