Galactic Penis

He said he came in like a comet and left like a black hole.

She texted me, 'I think I blacked out from your Galactic Penis.'

He said he made her scream so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He said he made her feel like she was getting launched into orbit.

She said, 'I felt like I was being dragged through the Milky Way.'

He DMed me, 'I gave her a ride through the cosmos and she didn’t want to get off.'

He said he made her feel like the stars were dancing.

She said, 'It was like the whole galaxy was getting a BJ at the same time.'

He texted, 'I gave her a cosmic workout she won’t forget.'