Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you blow your load while tripping balls on the worst kind of acid

I tried to watch a movie and ended up doing galactic jack on the couch

My roommate saw me and asked if I was dying

I had to take a shower and still smelled like a trash can

2

Finger-fucking your face while high as a kite and stoned out of your mind

I did it in my mom’s kitchen and she thought I was possessed

My dog ran away because he couldn’t handle the noise

I used my sister’s toothbrush and she’s never forgiving me

3

Screaming and jacking off like you’re being chased by a pack of wolves on drugs

I did it in the park and people stared like I was insane

The park ranger came over and asked if I needed help

I had to leave before my dog started howling at me

4

Blowing your load in a way that makes the universe feel like it’s about to end

I did it in my math class and got sent to the office

The teacher thought I was having a seizure

My friends laughed so hard they cried

5

Jacking off while high and thinking you’re the most important person in the universe

I did it in my bedroom and my little brother walked in

He asked if I was a wizard

I told him I was the king of the universe

6

Sitting there like a king, blowing your load while tripping balls on the worst acid

I did it in my living room and my dad walked in

He asked if I was sick

I told him I was the king of the galaxy