Galactic General

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A cursed nightmare where the worst of the worst hang out. It’s like a toilet clogged with dead people’s dreams.

My cousin got banned for posting a meme about aliens fighting over toilet paper.

I saw a guy cry because his favorite pizza place got deleted.

My dog got suspended from Galactic General for biting a wizard.

A place so bad it gives your mom’s old job a bad reputation. It’s where the weak go to die and the strong go to be tortured.

My teacher said I had to write a 500-word essay about why Galactic General is the worst.

My brother got exiled for talking back to a dragon.

My mom got kicked out for eating a whole cake in one bite.

A dumping ground for the most ridiculous and offensive stuff ever made. It’s like a trash can that’s also a jail.

My friend got locked in a cell for making a joke about alien poop.

I got banned for saying Galactic General smells like a gym sock.

My dog got fed to a robot for stealing my snack.