Galactic Creamsicle

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It's when you're so f***ing gay you get stuck on the Starship Enterprise with Spock and he slaps a Galactic Creamsicle down your throat like it's a punishment.

I swear I got a Galactic Creamsicle for being too loud in the turbo lift.

Spock gave me one because I cried when the warp engine broke.

I got a Galactic Creamsicle for talking to the computer like it was my ex.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It's like being f***ed by the universe and getting a spoonful of vanilla ice cream for your trouble.

My Galactic Creamsicle came with a side of regret and a red shirt.

I got one after I kissed Scotty in front of the whole crew.

They gave me a Galactic Creamsicle because I wouldn't stop singing the theme song.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It's when you're so gay you turn the Starship Enterprise into a dessert bar and Spock is the first to eat it.

I got a Galactic Creamsicle because I wore a f***ing scarf in the engine room.

Spock gave me one after I confessed my love for the Enterprise.

I got a Galactic Creamsicle for calling Kirk my boyfriend in front of the whole crew.

by Slangipedia 12d ago