Galactic

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Anything that flies, is cool, sweet, or even low-class.
That spaceship is galactic, man. It’s like a candy bar with wings.
This soda is so galactic, it’s basically space jizz.
That guy’s outfit is galactic. It’s like he wore a disco ball to a funeral.
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A weirdo from two websites who talks about himself like he’s a god and ends every message with a face.
He posted, 'I, Galactic, have decided the sky is blue.'
He said, 'Galactic is here, and he’s here to conquer the internet.'
He wrote, 'I, Galactic, am not wrong. I am always right. ^_-;'
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Anything that has to do with space, stars, planets, and things that go boom in the sky.
The movie was all about galactic stuff. It had aliens and spaceships and one guy who cried a lot.
That galaxy is so galactic, it’s got more stars than a drunk guy has secrets.
He went to a galactic convention. He brought a poster, a sandwich, and a bad attitude.
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When you do something so big, it makes your mom proud and your enemies cry.
He ate the whole pizza. That was a galactic move.
She stole the crown. That was one galactic act.
He broke three chairs. That was a galactic event.
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A person who talks nonsense and other people fall for it like it’s the last day of school.
He said the moon was made of cheese. Everyone believed him.
She told a story about a dragon that ate math homework. People cried.
He said the sky was green. No one questioned it.
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Any hot piece of ass floating around in space, whether they have two arms or ten.
That alien was galactic. She had six arms and a smile that could melt ice cream.
He saw a human in space. He called her galactic. She called him a fool.
The planet had three moons and a galactic vibe. It was like a beach party in space.
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A person so dumb, they might as well be from another galaxy, or maybe just a very confused pizza.
He thinks the sun is a giant fireball made of cheese. That’s a galactic level of dumb.
She believes the moon is made of glitter. That’s not just dumb. That’s galactic.
He said Earth is a sandwich. That’s not just wrong. That’s a galactic insult.
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