Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Anything that flies, is cool, is sweet as candy, or is even kind of good.

That new phone? Galacte. That old phone? Not so much.

That pizza? Galacte. That last slice? Not so much.

That meme? Galacte. That person who posted it? Also galacte.

2

Anything with space, stars, planets, or something that goes boom in the sky.

That movie about aliens? Galacte. That movie about a guy who forgets his password? Not so much.

That game you play on your phone? Galacte. That game you play when you’re sad? Also galacte.

That spaceship? Galacte. That spaceship that crashes into your house? Also galacte.

3

A guy on the internet who talks about himself like he’s a god and ends every message with a stupid face.

He posted a message. Then he said ^_-; like he just won the universe.

He talked about himself like he was the king of the internet. Then he said ^_-;.

He claimed to be a god. Then he said ^_-;. The end.

4

When you do something so big it makes your brain hurt.

He ate five pizzas in one sitting. That’s galacte.

He screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops. That’s galacte.

He played a video game for 24 hours straight. That’s galacte.

5

A person who talks nonsense and everyone else just nods like they understand.

He said the sky was green. Everyone believed him.

She said the moon was made of cheese. No one questioned her.

He said he was a wizard. Everyone said, 'Cool.'

6

A hot alien or human you can bang in outer space.

That alien with the glowing eyes? Galacte. That alien with the bad breath? Also galacte.

That human in a spacesuit? Galacte. That human who forgot his spacesuit? Also galacte.

That alien who asked you to marry him? Galacte. That alien who asked you to marry him in a spaceship? Also galacte.

7

A person so bad they might as well be from another universe. They are the worst.

He failed every test. That’s galacte.

She talked to the walls. That’s galacte.

He tried to cook and it was like a warzone. That’s galacte.