Galactasaurus Rex

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A giant dinosaur so big it could eat the sun and still have room for a sandwich. Some say it’s Galactus’s drunk uncle.
My math teacher said I was the Galactasaurus Rex of bad test scores.
That kid ate my lunch and my feelings. He’s a Galactasaurus Rex.
I told my mom I was going to be a Galactasaurus Rex when I grew up. She said I was going to be a Galactus.
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A dinosaur so huge it could swallow the sun and still have time to take a nap. Maybe it’s Galactus’s annoying little brother.
I’m not just a dinosaur, I’m a Galactasaurus Rex. That’s what my science teacher said.
My little brother said he was going to be a Galactasaurus Rex. I told him he was going to be a chicken.
I saw a guy eating a whole pizza and said, 'That’s a Galactasaurus Rex.'
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A dinosaur so big it could eat the sun, then throw it back like a bad punchline. Probably Galactus’s favorite cousin.
I drew a dinosaur eating the sun and my teacher said it was a Galactasaurus Rex.
My dog ate my homework and my feelings. He’s a Galactasaurus Rex.
I said I wanted to be a Galactasaurus Rex. My dad said I was going to be a lunch lady.
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