Galacoochie

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A hot fling you got at a fancy party where you both wore too much glitter.
I met my galacoochie at the gala and we made out in the punch bowl.
She was wearing a dress that sparkled more than my last paycheck.
We got kicked out of the gala for making out like we were on fire.
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A temporary lover you got at a gala because you both had bad hair and worse judgment.
My galacoochie and I dated for a week before we realized we both hate pineapple on pizza.
We met at the gala and spent the whole night arguing about the meaning of life.
He left me at the gala because I refused to dance with his uncle.
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A rich person’s fling that happens at a gala because you both got drunk on champagne.
I became a galacoochie after drinking six glasses of champagne and crying at the buffet.
She was rich, I was drunk, and we made a mess of the gala’s dessert table.
We got engaged at the gala, then broke up because he forgot my name.
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