Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy obsession with drinking milk tea that makes you act like a baboon on caffeine

I skipped my rent to buy another cup of milk tea

My ex left me for a milk tea

I drink milk tea so much my dog now drinks it too

2

When you love milk tea so much it feels like your soul is made of tapioca pearls

I dream about milk tea

I gave my kid a milk tea for a birthday

I got a tattoo of a milk tea cup

3

A disease where you can't stop buying milk tea and your wallet cries every time

I spent $50 on milk tea this week

My wallet is now a milk tea cup

I bought milk tea for my cat

4

When you're so obsessed with milk tea you start talking to it like it's your best friend

I asked my milk tea if it wanted to go to the movies

My milk tea has a nickname now

I text my milk tea when I'm sad

5

When you’re so in love with milk tea that you’d rather die than give it up

I’d rather be buried in milk tea than live without it

I skipped my funeral to get more milk tea

I told my mom I’d rather die than stop drinking milk tea

6

A condition where you can't stop drinking milk tea and your brain is now a tea bag

I drank so much milk tea my brain is now a tea bag

I can’t think straight anymore

I tried to write a poem and all I got was a latte