Galache

"You think you're the only one who can sing? I've got a karaoke degree.", Dave, after being interrupted 5 times.

"I'm the main event. You're just the appetizer.", Karen, to the bartender.

"I don't need a drink. I need a trophy.", Mike, who just ordered 3 shots.

"I touched the pizza. Now it's mine.", Lisa, who also touched the fries.

"I don't know where I put my keys. I probably kissed them.", Joe, who also spilled his drink.

"I'm not clumsy. I'm just very affectionate.", Sarah, who tripped over the barstool.