gala apples

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A smelly, loud, fake-titted girl who lies about her friends having gay sex and also claims Harry Potter characters are having gay sex in her head. She’s just a dirty, lying, fake-titted nightmare.

@sallysally: My friend is actually having gay sex with Draco Malfoy, and I’m the witness. #GalaApple

Lily: Harry and Ron are having gay sex in the Forbidden Forest. #IKnowThings

Sally: I saw Hermione with Harry in the library. They’re like, *swooning* together. #GalaAppleLife

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A huge, saggy, disease-infested schlong that looks like it came from a sewer. Usually found on a skinny, black, mentally broken man who thinks he’s a king.

@dannydanny: My dad’s schlong is bigger than the Great Wall of China. #GalaApple

Danny: That thing is full of dirt and pus. I’m terrified of it. #GalaApple

Danny’s dad: I’m the king of the schlongs. #GalaApple #SchlongKing

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a knob head is so big, red, and swollen, it looks like it’s about to explode and it’s called a gala apple prepuce. It’s like a fruit from hell.

@knobheadbob: My knob head is so big it’s like a tomato on fire. #GalaApple

Bob’s mom: That thing looks like it’s going to burst. #GalaApple

Bob: I’m a walking fruit explosion. #GalaApple #PrepuceOfDoom

by Slangipedia 3d ago