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A cute little feral cat that stares at you like you owe it money and then pees on your porch.
My neighbor's cat thinks it's the boss of me. It peed on my shoes again.
That cat followed me to the grocery store. I think it's stalking me.
I tried to feed it. It hissed at me like I tried to kill it.
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A tiny feral cat that thinks it's a lion and will bite your finger if you don't give it treats.
That cat bit my finger. I gave it a treat. It still looked at me like I betrayed it.
I tried to pet it. It clawed my hand. I think it's revenge.
It chased my dog. I think it's trying to take over the neighborhood.
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A little stray cat that lives in your trash can and thinks it's the king of the block.
I opened my trash can. That cat stared at me like I just insulted its family.
It came out of the trash can and ran at me. I think it's trying to scare me.
I fed it. It looked at me like I just gave it a throne.
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