Gal Getter

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Something you spray on to smell like a winner and trick girls into thinking you’re not a total loser.
I used Gal Getter before my date. She said I smelled like a fancy snack.
He sprayed so much Gal Getter, he looked like a walking perfume ad.
I tried to impress my crush with Gal Getter. She just laughed and said I smelled like a gym sock.
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The magic potion that turns average guys into guys who think they’re hot stuff.
My dad wears Gal Getter every day. He thinks he’s James Bond.
I used Gal Getter and got a date. My brother just got a date because he’s cute.
She asked me why I smell so good. I said it’s Gal Getter. She said it’s probably fake.
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The reason you think you’re cool, even though you’re not.
I spray Gal Getter and pretend I’m a rock star.
He used so much Gal Getter, he smelled like a bathroom.
My crush said I smelled like a fancy restaurant. I think that’s what Gal Getter is.
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