gal gadot

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The hot mess who tried to save Superman from getting his ass kicked in a movie that was mostly a waste of time and money. Also did some stupid car chases with some dumb guys.

'Gal Gadot is just there to look good and not do anything. She’s like the human version of a billboard.'

'She’s the reason the movie took forever to come out. She was too busy flexing.'

'She’s not a superhero, she’s a hot girl in a costume who forgot how to act.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman who thinks she’s the love of your life, but you’re just trying to get through the day without crying.

'I met Gal Gadot and felt like she was the only person who understood me. Then I realized I was just high.'

'She’s the kind of person who makes you believe in love, until you remember you’re still single.'

'She’s like a Hallmark card that’s been used for 10 years and still tries to make you cry.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman who pretends to be Wonder Woman, but she’s just there to make the movie look good and not do any real work.

'She’s Wonder Woman, but she’s just there to look pretty and not do anything. It’s like a beauty pageant with a sword.'

'She’s not saving the day, she’s saving her own ego.'

'She’s Wonder Woman, but she’s more like a distraction than a hero.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A person who’s famous but has no idea how to charm anyone. She’s like a celebrity who just shows up and expects you to like her.

'Gal Gadot walks in and you’re like, ‘who is this?’ Then you realize she’s famous and you’re just there to be confused.'

'She’s famous, but she’s not charming. She’s just there, like a celebrity who forgot how to be cool.'

'She’s like a celebrity who just shows up and expects you to be impressed. You’re not.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago