gal cohen

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a guy so hot he could make a microwave blush and still cook your lunch.

He walked into the room and the lights went out. Not because of a blackout. Because of him.

My friend tried to flirt with him. He looked at her like she had two left feet.

He’s the reason I skipped math class today. And I hate math.

the kind of person who could make a pizza jealous and still eat the whole thing.

He showed up to the party and the DJ asked him to dance. He said no. Because he was too busy being cool.

I tried to beat him at video games. He beat me at life.

He’s the reason I stopped listening to my mom. She said he was the best guy ever.

a guy who could make a gym look empty and still lift weights like it was a game.

He came to the gym and the weights were like, 'Oh no, not him again.'

He challenged me to a fight. I didn’t know how to punch. He didn’t know how to lose.

He’s the reason my crush is now my enemy. And my enemy is hot.